emailing it in: it works for the bloggess

So I got an email with this in the subject line:
hey there, nice blog =).
And you can imagine how excited I was. Or wasn't.

Hi there blogger!

Just visited your "the dayton time" blog and I was super impressed by its design and content. We just opened up our site ????ville for beta testing. It's a place for people to have discussions, share tips, and ask questions about fashion. Currently, memberships are by invitation only and I would love to have you on it! Use this invitation link to sign up if you're interested: http://blahblahblah... (totally not sending you there, btw).

And we would love to hear your feedback.

Ciao!

- Chelsea M.

Fashion? Really? So I emailed her back:

Hi there PR girl!

I am pretty sure you didn't actually take much of a look around my blog or you would have noticed that I don't ever, ever, ever talk about fashion. In fact, at this very minute I'm wearing a pair of slightly cut-off cargo pants covered in random bits of schmuckus from a variety of sources including, but not limited to, the bread I baked this morning, ice cream, and the dust from the cracked corn I fed my chickens. Also, I am wearing a men's zip-front hooded sweatshirt that is completely the wrong size, and I think I showered two days ago, but I can't be sure.  Also?  Completely nappy hair.

I'm super flattered that you're super impressed by my design (which I got for free from Blogger, minus the header, which I made all! by! myself!!!) and content (which I did make all by myself, for realz).

If you're ever marketing a product or website that is actually relevant to me and my readers, be sure to let me know.

Best,

Pamela