Henry (sitting on the ottoman): I am the hen.
Olivia: Well lay some eggs then. I'm hungry.
Henry (working hard): There you go. But wait! I want baby chicks to hatch out of those eggs. Don't eat them.
Olivia: Pfft. There's no way baby chicks are coming out of those eggs. In order for a baby chick to hatch, a rooster has to pee on the eggs.
Henry: Where are we going to find a rooster? We're not allowed to have them at our house.