Sunday, December 7, 2008

lesson of the week: ask the googles, ask the dayton time

Here's the Ask-The-Googles phrase of the week:

i have a small soft lump after kissing

Oh, dear google-er. Allow me to help.

It's called an erection, and it's normal, except if you were kissing a goat. Or your sister.

Or if you're a woman.

In either of those cases, it's still called an erection, but you should probably seek some sort of professional assistance, specifically intensive therapy on (at least) a weekly basis.

If you weren't kissing a goat or your sister, I would suggest you try kissing a little bit longer, and the lump will grow larger, and firm up a bit. However, this larger, firmer 'lump' can become quite obvious and sometimes uncomfortable for you and the person/item you are kissing.

Best of luck to you.

9 comments:

  1. you have got to be kidding me, That is absolutely histerical!

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  2. Ha!

    Ha ha ha ha hahahahah! Hahahahahaha! Ha ha ha hahaha! Ha!

    *breath*

    Ha!

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  3. Seriously, people on the internets scare me...who thinks to do that kind of search?? I think they must have some type of electronic billboard at google hq where they have the oddest searches on a running tally to keep the employees entertained.

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  4. Ha ha ha.
    but....
    huh?

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  5. Ha ha ha.
    but....
    huh?

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  6. wait a momemt....erections are normal?

    it now makes so much sense!

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  7. i had to turn my google-checker machine-y thing off.
    i was freaked out by the crap that people type.
    and moreso, the fact that it brought them to my humble abode.

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  8. Oh mah holy hell. I thought maybe it was that lump that my Dad the cop always told me I'd get in my belly if I kissed a boy before I was married.

    Y'know, the lump that you have going on right now?

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  9. hahaha....

    Ohhhhh and dearest sister, don't be to happy about your placement on my blogroll, It is in alphabetical order!

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