Because when I buy chocolate, I get exactly the kind of chocolate I want. Every. Single. Time.
With short people?
Sometimes they crap their pants and hide the evidence. Sometimes you find them cuddled in a heap with their siblings, each proclaiming the others' bestness.
And that is not at *ALL* like chocolate.
Awww! It's your job to help them remember that closeness, Mom. My kids are good to each other, even at 18 and 20. It makes me so happy.
ReplyDeleteThat's better than chocolate. Not the poop part, of course.
ReplyDeleteThat and you're not allowed to eat kids. At least not in this country.
ReplyDeleteyou totally lied to me.
ReplyDeleteyou said it was just like chocolate.
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ReplyDeletenot at all.
ReplyDeletepoop is the worst part about being a mom. even when it lands where it is supposed to, it's gross
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ReplyDeletenot at all.
ReplyDeletepoop is the worst part about being a mom. even when it lands where it is supposed to, it's gross
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