- woke up early in order to arrive at MOPS on time.
- showered. noticed hair in left armpit was considerably longer than hair in right armpit. realized i went to the water park on saturday with one clean-shaven armpit. am classy.
- got all the short people up and dressed and out the door. while speaking kindly.
- got pulled over for speeding (42 in a 30). you locals know where the BPD sits on Law Street? the curve? where the cop ALWAYS IS???? yeah. there. am awesome.
- was late to MOPS. again with the *am awesome*.
- bought cider and cider donuts for lunch. may have eaten four, stopped counting after two. what?
- pawned short people off on grandma to have grown-up time with my dear friend. wiped her kid's nose with my thumb and forefinger, wiped it on my shirt. still wearing the shirt. am *totally* awesome.
- picked raspberries with Wee Man.
- walked to the corner store to buy yellow (gah!) American (gah!) cheese (no, it's not!!!) for dinner.
- went back to MOPS to watch other people's kids. you know how i feel about other people's kids. actually *am* awesome.
- did some grocery shopping, which included a pint of Ben and Jerry's Coffee Heath Bar Crunch. because this tuesday was just *that* awesome.
Tuesday, September 28, 2010
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Awesome! Glad to know I am not the only one who wears snot on their shirt:)
ReplyDeleteHey, thanks for helping last night. You *are* totally awesome and anytime you want to be my kid's bodyguard, you've got the job.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, Ben & Jerry's Coffee Heath Bar Crunch is my very very favorite ice cream. I knew I liked you.
Steph
Why the yellow cheese?
ReplyDeleteYou're... hmmm... what's the word I'm looking for? Awesome? No, that's not it...
I love Gals with hairy armpits. No! Wait! Nope, sorry, that's guys. I get so confused sometimes.
ReplyDeleteYour Friend, m.
p.s. Did you get a ticket?
Steph~ I'm glad I could help. I *so* value the Moppets workers for our morning meeting that I couldn't not help.
ReplyDeleteMelissa~ Some of the short people will only have the yellow cheese. And what exactly are you trying to say here? Dare I ask what word you were looking for?
Mark~ I got a failure to obey a traffic device ticket, mostly because I pulled over when I saw him put his car in gear, and was waiting with the requisite items in hand when he walked up to the car. And I copped to the speeding. And I possibly cried. And I had four short people in the car. But mostly because I pulled myself over.
Okay, let me get this right.
ReplyDeletePull over
Have paperwork ready
Admit to the charge
Cry like a big girl
Have four kids
I can do that!
And here I thought it was all about showing some cleavage. No wonder I kept getting tickets.
m.
you got twice as many short people out the door as I did and you spoke kindly. you truly are awesome.
ReplyDeletelove, love cider donuts. i could eat a dozen, seriously.
ReplyDeletealso, love coffee icecream with heath bar. i didn't know ben & jerry's had a flavor like that. off to the store...