emailing it in friday

Here's the plan... just so long as mah ambien holds off a little longer.

1) take ambien (check)  (it's working already)

1b) Take a man-sized shot of castor oil...4T...follow with a shot of bourbon (this does need to be fun, right?)

2) find that guy and take his pants off

3) ahem.  and also YES YES YES YES

4) Evening Primrose Oil gel caplets popped up in mah places

and hopefully the result will be a supersoft cervix, and Wide Open Spaces, Room to make her big escape, excruciating pain followed by stinking adorable baybay, who should be a girl according to the Chinese calendar of such information.  Hope she likes the blue is all I'm saying.

5) Pass out and sleep like a baby until the CO kicks in and I poop mah brains out until the labour begins.

It's a long plan, but if everybody works together, then, team we will be successful.
-- 
Pamela
the dayton time
http://daytontime.blogspot.com