overheard.

Henry (sitting on the ottoman): I am the hen.
Olivia: Well lay some eggs then.  I'm hungry.
Henry (working hard):  There you go.  But wait!  I want baby chicks to hatch out of those eggs.  Don't eat them.
Olivia:  Pfft.  There's no way baby chicks are coming out of those eggs.  In order for a baby chick to hatch, a rooster has to pee on the eggs.
Henry:  Where are we going to find a rooster?  We're not allowed to have them at our house.