Saturday, August 23, 2008

overheard. way overheard.

We were in Target today, to pick up a few items including, but not limited to cleaning products for the bath area, and found ourselves wandering past the ladies' undergarment area.

Wee Man: Mommy, are you going to buy some of those today?

Mama, completely not paying attention to impressionable youth currently ogling the selection: What do you mean by 'those', Wee Man? What is the name of 'those'?

I really can't be blamed for asking What is the name of 'those'?, because every stinkin' day the child refers to 96% of the nouns in his life with words like this, that, and those.

Wee Man, SPEAKING VERY CLEARLY AND AT AN EXTREMELY LOUD VOLUME: DOSE BWAS!!!! Are you going to get some of DOSE BWAS today?

CutiePieDimpleHead, who, for the life of him, cannot resist contributing to the fray: BWA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! BWA HA HA HA!!!!

Miss O, rolling eyes dramatically, pretends to not actually be there.

Wee Man: ARE YOU GETTING A BWA? I LIKE DA OWANGE ONE. IT IS BERRY PWETTY.

Mama: No, Wee Man, I'm not going to get a bwa today.

Miss O: It's bRa.

CPDH: BWA HA HA HA HA!!!! BWA HA HA HA HA!!!! NURSEY!!!

Miss O: These are WAY prettier than yours. Yours are just big old brown ones.

Mama, silently: And isn't that the story of mamas everywhere.

CPDH: NURSEY! BWA! NURSEY!

Wee Man: WOOK! DERE'S A PURPLE ONE! DERE'S A PINK ONE!!! WOOK, MAMA. ARE YOU WOOKING?!?!?!

CPDH: NURSEY! BWA! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA (ad nauseum)!!!!!

Mama: Yes, Wee Man, I see them. But I am not buying a bra today.

Miss O: Too bad for you, mom.

Yes. That's right. Too bad for me.

5 comments:

  1. Good Lord Pamela, That's just a little too funny for me today. I can't stop snorting.
    The BWA HA HA is my favorite.
    FYI- there are some really nice BWA HA HA's at WalMart right now. Fruit of the Loom Ultimate Wireless is the name and comfort is the game. Check out this funny video http://www.expotv.com/videos/reviews/6/68/TheUltimateWirelessBra/65268
    XOXOX
    Joce

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  2. http://www.expotv.com/videos/reviews/6/68/TheUltimateWirelessBra/65268
    There's the whole link, sorry about that.
    XOXOX
    Joce

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  3. haaahahahahaha i can really picture this entire scene in my head.

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  4. Wait until he's 16 - he won't even walk past the bra aisle with his mother. ;-)

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