And no, I never breastfed my Barbie. Wait, I never had Barbie dolls. Oh, hold up, I never breastfed or tried to breastfeed my dolls. Crud, wait, GI Joes are not dolls, they are action figures...
...and I didn't try to breastfeed them, either, with any body part :)
My friend was 5 when her brother was born, and used her baby doll to nurse when mama was nursing. She walked into a neighbor's house, sat down and proceeded to lift up her shirt to feed the 'baby.'At the look of protest from Mrs. Smith, she said, "Well, if it bothers you, don't look."
my girly-girls breastfeed all. the. time. secretly ... i love it. is that weird? and as of right now ... we don't have any penises in the house ... except for the husband ... and he's never done that. thank god. because then? it would be really weird.
All of my boys have proudly nursed various stuffed animals, but never with their penises that I know of. As for cringing? Don't shower with a 3-year-old. Ever. It is not good for the ego. As for burying my head in the sand? I have a 5-year-old who likes to tell people when they have bad breath.
Wow, that's versatile, if a bit cringeworthy! :)
ReplyDeleteAnd no, I never breastfed my Barbie. Wait, I never had Barbie dolls. Oh, hold up, I never breastfed or tried to breastfeed my dolls. Crud, wait, GI Joes are not dolls, they are action figures...
...and I didn't try to breastfeed them, either, with any body part :)
Happy Friday!
My friend was 5 when her brother was born, and used her baby doll to nurse when mama was nursing. She walked into a neighbor's house, sat down and proceeded to lift up her shirt to feed the 'baby.'At the look of protest from Mrs. Smith, she said, "Well, if it bothers you, don't look."
ReplyDeletemy girly-girls breastfeed all. the. time.
ReplyDeletesecretly ... i love it.
is that weird?
and as of right now ... we don't have any penises in the house ... except for the husband ... and he's never done that. thank god. because then? it would be really weird.
Awesome, just awesome.
ReplyDeleteAll of my boys have proudly nursed various stuffed animals, but never with their penises that I know of. As for cringing? Don't shower with a 3-year-old. Ever. It is not good for the ego. As for burying my head in the sand? I have a 5-year-old who likes to tell people when they have bad breath.
ReplyDeleteYou made me laugh so hard I cried. And I had to make my husband read it and he laughed too. Thank you Pamela. You made my week. :)
ReplyDeletebrilliant.
ReplyDeleteUm, that's not breastfeeding...that's another word that starts with B.
ReplyDeleteTee hee.
If penises had breasts, women would be quickly obsolete.
ReplyDeleteThank you... LMAO
ReplyDeleteGumbo lies, he totally breast fed his GI Joe's.
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