I saw this post on Twitter, and found myself clicking through without giving it another thought. First, because we are not cutesy private part naming people over here, and secondly, because it is BIG FUN to laugh about (read: at) people who do actually call their vagina a COOCHIE-SNORCHER or HAMBURGER.
Oh, yes, my friends, they're out there.
I watched the video. But something was distracting me. I wasn't listening to the yammerings of the Big Cheese Bloggers.
It was the BLACK CATERPILLARS OF DEATH that were hanging over Dooce's eyes. They reminded me of the Death Eaters in Harry Potter.
So I give you: Dooce's Boy Haircut and The Black Caterpillars of Death. And also funny and stupid names for a vagina.
Private Parts: Do You Have Cutesy Names for Them?
What do you call your parts? And do not even tell me you call it your Black Caterpillar of Death or I will come to your house and barf on you.