The Kindly Ultrasound Lady measured Fatty Pants McGee to be weighing between 4.5 pounds and 6 pounds (yes, there's a big difference there, I know, ultrasound isn't perfect).
And that weight? Translates into an 11 - 13 pound baby.
ELEVEN TO THIRTEEN POUNDS.
I am a little hurting now just thinking about that.
On the upside, I probably would never have to stop what I was doing to use the bathroom ever again.