Tuesday, February 9, 2010

dear lady karma, part deux

Dear Lady Karma,

Listen you horse-toothed slut, I freaking apologized, snd what do I get? AN ENTIRE HOUSEFUL OF BARFING PEOPLE, including myself. This is not cool.

So here's my new bottom line:

Bring it, bitch.

Take that,


  1. I hope Lady Karma comes begging your forgiveness very soon! And I hope she brings the good pharmaceuticals and takes care of the copay while she's at it. It's the least she could do.

  2. Nobody squirts from both ends like an 18 year-old boy. At least we're doing it one at a time.


talk to me, people. because you know i get all giddy when you do.