Monday, August 3, 2009

well, great. and also more open book, schmopen book.

I am hungry. I know you were dying to know that, which is why I told you. I think I'm hungry for macaroni and cheese, but the good, homemade kind, not the orange fake cheese kind from a box.

This next little story is difficult to tell, because there is a bit of explanation involved. Hang in there. You can do it.

I read Jenny, The Bloggess. She is hilarious, but not in a G-rated, wow-let's-read-this-with-our-parents way. In a wrong, twisted, possibly cracked-out sort of way. So don't go there if you know your undies get bunched when you read things that are possibly crack-induced.

Every day, Jenny chooses the most wacky, cracked-out comment as the comment of the day. She posts the comment of the day at the bottom of the post, and links up with whoever had their superclever crack pants on.

Well, people, on Saint Patty's Day? I had my superclever crack pants on. And just yesterday I noticed that I had written the comment of the day.

The point here: Please know that I do not pour acid on my husband.

I'm a little short on material lately, being a BlogHer Non-attendee, and I'm okay with that. We're taking a little, er, wee trip to the Highland Games in the near future, and you know that drunk men in skirts are blog fodder. Fo sho. And extraspecially if it happens to be your own personal buzzy Mister?

I feel like I need to learn how to blog from my phone.

Please do not leave instructions in the comments. Really. Thank you.


Please DO leave me your deepest most probing questions in the comments, for Open Book, Schmopen Book: The August Edition.

If you're new here, Open Book, Schmopen Book is where I answer your deepest most probing questions about everything here in Daytonia. Or wherever it is that I live. And good news, people, I answer every question if I want to!

And more good news, people!!!! Usually I want to!!!

So ask questions.
The end.


  1. i'm dying to know the outcome of the goat-chicken crusade ... really. it may sound weird (and possibly pregnancy induced) but i layed/lied/lain ... stayed awake thinking about it the other night.
    in other words ... dying to know is not an understatement.

  2. Will ruminate on the question and return after I get my ass tortured in PT this morning.

  3. I would like to know how you came to the decision to start homeschooling.

  4. I would like to know how you came to the decision to start homeschooling.

  5. I would like to know if ma vajaja will ever heal after that hellish episode in which my son made his exit? Cause at the moment I feel like I am going to be broken FOR-EV-RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!! Thanks.

  6. is the dayton baby making factory going to be operating in the future or have has the shut down and lay offs happened?

  7. It's always the anonymous ones who ask the tough questions.

    Just for clarification, by lay-offs do you mean abstinence? This will most certainly help me answer your question.

  8. oh...sorry i didnt mean to post anonymously...just did it to lay offs...i mean snip or tucks...but hey abstinence is my favorite these days...i am just too damn tired and with a 2yr old in bed most of the time...who really wants to....:)


  9. i ask because you are just my favorite mom and you have the cutest kids...besides it is great seeing the Mister in his father role!



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