Saturday, July 19, 2008

another brilliant way to seduce your wife

  1. Have a birthday.
  2. Work super hard all day long, and let your wife throw you a little beer-fest at the local pub.
  3. Allow everyone you know to ply you with Guinness, and toss in a shot or two of Maker's Mark. Because you can.
  4. Trip to the car. After 1 a.m.
  5. Say, I am SO getting birthday sex. Take off your shirt while you drive home.


  1. So o o o o o ...... did you?
    P.S. Loved the pub -- great bday party spot, Best Wife in the World!

  2. Really, now. I don't actually give details. I just set up the scenario.

  3. ah yes, the birthday sex.. a staple of any marriage


talk to me, people. because you know i get all giddy when you do.