- Have a birthday.
- Work super hard all day long, and let your wife throw you a little beer-fest at the local pub.
- Allow everyone you know to ply you with Guinness, and toss in a shot or two of Maker's Mark. Because you can.
- Trip to the car. After 1 a.m.
- Say, I am SO getting birthday sex. Take off your shirt while you drive home.
So o o o o o ...... did you?
ReplyDeleteP.S. Loved the pub -- great bday party spot, Best Wife in the World!
Really, now. I don't actually give details. I just set up the scenario.
ReplyDeleteah yes, the birthday sex.. a staple of any marriage
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