Except it doesn't look like this, and thankfully, the Boy In Orange is not attached to it.
It looks like the Boy In Orange took a screwdriver and dismantled the whole blasted thing.
The Dayton Time needs a hero.
I. AM. THAT. HERO!!!!
Look out, pile of parts. I am going to undismantle you. Or throw you across the yard whilst cursing your very existence. Either way, I'm getting a beer now. Just so's I'm ready for what's about to happen.