It's the little air pouf in the eye that ruins it for me.
Umm, can't read the letters.
Well, I can see that there are letters, but I can't tell you what they are.
Mmmm....Hmmmm.....You have an astigmatism. Let's go into the other room.
And it was impossible.
And this is why:
- When preparing for a vision exam, do not study by consuming great quantities of Fine Irish Brew less than 8 hours before said exam. Cramming does not help in this situation.
- Also: No Benadryl. Apparantly Benadryl soothes the savage Hay Allergy, but makes some muscles in your body act all wonky-like. The eyes would be in the Made Wonky-Like By Benadryl Category.
- No Benadryl + Alcohol cocktails.
My Visual Arts and Skills Report Card for the day: F _ _ _ E D
The E and D are just for extra emphasis on how bad it was.
So the Dayton Time lesson of the week is this: No depressants or antihistamines when preparing to take an eye exam.