Wednesday, November 12, 2008

just doing my part to make a difference in the life of a poor, helpless bunny. that's all i'm doing here.

And if, by making a difference in the life of a poor, helpless bunny, you think I am somehow suggesting that I stand between my cats and the nests of baby rabbits they hunt down and methodically slaughter each and every summer, chasing the larger babies around and around the yard until they leap into our window screens SQUEEING and SQUEEING and SQUEEING their tiny brains into a stroke only to have their bodies devoured and their little, furry noggins left on my welcome mat...

Well, you'd be wrong.

Because who am I to interrupt the food chain? She asks, licking the hot sauce from the best chicken finger sub evah off her fingers and general face area.

I'm saving that bunny, the one down there, trapped in the badge. Megan at Velveteen Mind is totally effing with NaBloBlahBlah this month by twisting arms enticing guest bloggers with tales of fame and fortune. Or traffic. And really? We don't all aim that high, so I'm completely settling for the traffic.

GoBloMeMoFo 2008


So go check me out.

I'm totally check-out-able.

Or don't.

You should go. Now.

But first, tell me how much you love me.

Then, go read my post, and tell me how much you love me over there.

Then, come back here, and tell me how much more you love me now that you've been over there.

That'd be great, thanks.

14 comments:

  1. Love you. May need a GPS to follow what you just said.... but love you!

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  2. The last line of this post reminded me of Bill Lumberg, from "Office Space".

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  3. it would be funny if I thought it wasn't plausible - but it is, so it's sad

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  4. Yeah, pie. That's all I'll say.
    XOXO
    Joce

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  5. i love you this much... [-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------]

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  6. You ARE totally check-outable. I will follow you. I will follow you anywhere. I heart you and I want you to come cuss out my ass-neighbors. Off I go to check you!!

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  7. Such a comment whore you are! And yet, another reason to love you.

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  8. I was here (forgot to comment first), I went there - absolutely loved it - My Mom gets up at 5 to cook!! Now I am back - Why? I start with you, check in with your links, and go from there!!

    So where was the best sub ever from??

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  9. Meme- you're it.
    http://jubbyplace.blogspot.com/2008/11/too-much-to-do.html
    XOXO
    Joce

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  10. Yes, Melissa, checkoutable. And don't tell me you don't know what I'm talking about.

    Best sub ever: the Frenchy from Jim's Steak Out

    Best Chicken Finger Sub EVAH: also from Jim's Steak Out.

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  11. Saw you there first, then came here. I totally follow you. Definitely check-out-able and I'm checkin' out the rest of your site!

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  12. Found you from Megan's and your post over there cracked me up. I think we might have the same mother. LOL

    Corinna www.myscrapbooklife.com

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  13. Wait, where to do I tell you I love you first? I don't want to be out of order...so confusing!

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talk to me, people. because you know i get all giddy when you do.